Dearest Sir Will,
You are indeed Good, my friend.
Today my son is dressed in a dashing ensemble, constructed entirely by items purchased at your low cost store.
Yes. I always launder my purchases before allowing them to adorn my precious offspring's bodies. But I am okay with that.
Why would I pay $42 for a pair of size 6 Gap Chinos at the mall when I can acquire the exact same pair for a mere pittance of $3.00 at your casual storefront?
I do wish your clothing was sorted more effectively but if it takes me thirty minutes to unearth five pairs of size 5 pants, I'll spend that thirty minutes. I will. Because in the end those five pairs of pants will cost me less than one pair of pants at fill-in-the-blank-fancy-pants-store.
Many thanks Good Will, for your same-quality, much lower-cost apparel. My family thanks you as well.
Yours truly,
Lacey
