Why do you think Mommy and Daddy chose your name?: Because you like nice babies.
What do you dream about at night?: I dream lions and elephants and monkeys and they carry me away. I was floating away and they say, "Hello Baby."
Tell me about your brothers and sisters: I hit my brothers and sisters. Hitting is a different word.
Oh. That's not kind. What should you do instead?: Say sorry to them. Be kind to them.
What do you like to eat?: Bubblegum. Uh ... food. Food is different word.
How can we fix the current economic crisis?: Uh. My marbles. With marbles.
What is your favorite toy?: Uh. This guy. (Holding a donkey-shaped Pez dispenser.) No. A baby. See. (Grabbing a baby doll from the floor.)
What do you like to play?: Uhhh. Weebles. Uhhh. Those. (Pointing to Sequence game spread out on living room floor.)
Why do you love Daddy?: Because he is strong.
What makes a rainbow?: A rainbow is at our house. Um. The sun. And the rain.
Who is your favorite friend?: Barack Obama is. Uhh. Nate.
Anyone else?: One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Are you for real?: No. I'm not for real. (Breaks out singing) For real, for real. I not for real.
How does your new underwear feel?: Good. My underwear has flowers on them. (Looking) No, they are snowflakes.
What job would you like to do as a grown up?: Grown up is a different girl. Give a grown up girl a treat.
Did you love Disney?: Disneyworld. Uh-huh. It has Mickey Mouse in it. And it has Donald in it. And surprises. (Singing again) Surprise, surprise, surprise!
What do you love about Magnus?: Getting him out.
How do you do that?: First he does roll on me. And then get him outside. I open the door.
How old are you?: One. Two actually.
What is your favorite name? Piper.
What does Daddy call you?: Piper? Lacey Keigley? He calls me (begins singing) Little Munch, you're the cutest Little Munch.
Tell me about Eagle: He get messy in Grandpa's potty. He fell.
Anything else you would like to say?: Uh. Happy birthday.